Florida Man Stops to Help Crash Victim Near Disney World, Gets Brutally Attacked for His Trouble

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No good deed goes unpunished, and apparently in Central Florida that is less of a saying and more of a legal warning. Hans Hamilton was minding his own business, driving north on the 429 Expressway near Walt Disney World, when he spotted a white Lexus that had kissed a guardrail a little too hard. Being the kind of human being most of us only pretend to be, he pulled over to help.

That decision landed him in the hospital with a brain bleed, a concussion, four broken ribs, and a medical bill that would make anyone’s stomach drop. His Tesla, which captured the entire ordeal on its cameras, also came out of it worse for wear, because the man he stopped to help used the hood and roof of it as a personal trampoline before things got even uglier.

“This person tried to kill me,” Hamilton said afterward. “I don’t want anyone else to go through what I did.” Hamilton has since started a GoFundMe to help cover the mountain of medical and auto expenses his family, who lives paycheck to paycheck, is now staring down. The irony of needing crowdfunding after being punished for being a decent person is not lost on anyone with a functioning conscience.

What the Tesla Cameras Caught (and You Cannot Unsee)

When Hamilton first pulled over, the driver of the Lexus, later identified as 44-year-old Daniel Coman, appeared to stagger out of his car and collapse in the grass. Motionless. Very much looking like someone who needed help. The moment Hamilton stepped out of his Tesla, however, Coman apparently made a miraculous recovery, leaping up and sprinting toward the car.

Coman jumped onto the hood and roof of Hamilton’s Tesla, caving in the windshield, before tackling Hamilton to the ground. For nearly 30 seconds he threw repeated punches at Hamilton’s head, face, neck, and back. Hamilton eventually managed to break free by striking Coman in the throat, which, all things considered, seems like a pretty reasonable response to being ambushed on the side of an expressway.

The Arrest, the Bond, and the Part That Will Frustrate You

When an Orange County deputy arrived and tried to take Coman into custody, Coman approached in what the arrest report diplomatically calls an “aggressive fighting manner” and swung at the officer. Hamilton, still battered from the beating he had just absorbed, helped wrestle Coman to the ground so the deputy could get him in handcuffs. The man literally helped arrest his own attacker. That is commitment to civic duty that deserves its own category.

Coman was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, assault on a law enforcement officer, battery, and criminal mischief. Investigators also connected him to a separate hit-and-run crash two miles south of the scene and flagged him as a suspect in a similar incident from earlier the same morning. When speaking to the deputy, Coman claimed he only spoke Spanish, despite having spoken English to Hamilton just minutes before. Deputies originally requested he be held without bond. A judge set it at $5,000.

Coman missed his first court appearance because he was hospitalized for an undisclosed reason, and he remained at the Orange County Jail as of Thursday. Meanwhile, Hamilton is recovering from injuries that would sideline anyone and facing bills that have nothing to do with anything he did wrong.

If you want to support Hamilton’s recovery, his GoFundMe is active. And if you happen to see a crashed car on a Florida expressway, maybe, just maybe, call 911 and let the professionals handle it. The days of roadside heroism apparently come with risks that nobody puts in the brochure.

Author: Olivia Richman

Olivia Richman has been a journalist for 10 years, specializing in esports, games, cars, and all things tech. When she isn’t writing nerdy stuff, Olivia is taking her cars to the track, eating pho, and playing the Pokemon TCG.

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